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It rained in Lancashire

So, the mad idea didn’t happen because it was a typically Lancastrian day today. Never mind; there’ll be other opportunities for weirding people out with a camera.

Best of all, I think I’ve just come up with two great ideas. One is a take-off of someone else’s and the other involves making some phonecalls and finding people who habitually wear waterproof clothing.

But for now, the bed calls.