Programming languages vs religions

Aegisub.net has a funny but pointless comparison between programming languages and religions, mapping C to Judaism, Haskell to Taoism, Lisp to Zen Buddhism and so on. It has the following to say about Python:

Python would be Humanism: It’s simple, unrestrictive, and all you need to follow it is common sense. Many of the followers claim to feel relieved from all the burden imposed by other languages, and that they have rediscovered the joy of programming. There are some who say that it is a form of pseudo-code.

Which rather tickled me. I knew there was a reason I liked it.