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Time to Offend

Posted at 23:22:00 on Fri, April 06th 2007 by graham
in: humour in the news religion

Easter: Nerd Prom for the religious.

(It looks like something from Life of Brian, I think).

The countdown to judgement starts now

Posted at 00:11:00 on Mon, March 12th 2007 by graham
in: humour in the news

Like you weren't thinking it already:

BBC NEWS: British Skynet satellite launched

BBC NEWS | World | Middle East | Jesus tomb found, says film-maker

Posted at 23:41:00 on Mon, February 26th 2007 by graham
in: humour in the news religion

Nah, this isn't going to cause any trouble, is it?

Jesus had a son named Judah and was buried alongside Mary Magdalene, according to a new documentary by Hollywood film director James Cameron.

Second coming is a Komodo Dragon

Posted at 08:47:00 on Thu, December 21st 2006 by graham
in: humour in the news religion

From BBC News: 'Virgin births' for giant lizards (via Another Chance to See)

Kevin Buley, a curator at Chester Zoo and a co-author on the paper, said: "Flora laid her eggs at the end of May and, given the incubation period of between seven and nine months, it is possible they could hatch around Christmas - which for a 'virgin birth' would finish the story off nicely.

"We will be on the look-out for shepherds, wise men and an unusually bright star in the sky over Chester Zoo."

The christian god has evidently given up on the human race as a hopeless waste of time and, recognising that we'll solve the problem by annihilating ourselves sooner or later, is starting on the next species that he thinks shows promise.

Flying Spaghetti Monster sighted in Germany

Posted at 17:24:00 on Sun, November 12th 2006 by graham
in: humour religion

Via Wired (Link).

(Click here to watch it if you can't view the embedded version).

In other news, WordPress's buit in editor sucks when it comes to embedded content. Just sayin'.

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Graham Binns is a writer, photographer, musician and software developer from Lancaster, England, with far too much hair, a penchant for odd t-shirts and a magnificent hat. He has been making things up for as long as he can remember and has been making code work for long enough to make a living from it.

He has written one novel, which is in the process of composting, and is working remembering how to write before embarking on a second. In the meantime, he photographs things, since it's easier not to have to make the world up in his head all of the time.

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