Gardening advice from Warren Ellis
Posted at 01:16:14
on Wed, January 23rd 2008 by graham
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warren ellis, internet jesus
Because, you know, what else do you expect to read at quarter past one in the morning:
You see, the Earth's natural tendency is to fuck with you. This is the secret of gardening. The planet does not want to give you anything. Mulching the soil is like waterboarding Gaia. It's the Human saying to the Planet, "give me what I want or I will continue to drown you in handfuls of shit." Be merciless.
He made some good points about the Heath Ledger business, too, but I'm keeping my own counsel on that; and I can't bring myself to care all that much.
[Edit]
s/council/counsel/. I know; I suck.
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