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October 30, 2007 by graham

Be afraid

Warren Ellis worries about the dogs taking over. Me being a country boy, I worry about the cows. From the BBC (link):

A Sussex policeman has been discharged from hospital after an attack by about 50 cows left him with four broken ribs and a punctured lung.

I'll be eyeing the cows outside the back window with suspicion from here-on in.

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2 Responses to Be afraid

  1. Phoenix says:
    October 30, 2007 at 6:57 pm

    If it took fifty cows to mildly damage one policeman, I don’t think it’s time yet to be worried about them. When they start singing Cows with Guns, that’s the time to panic.

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    • Graham Binns says:
      October 30, 2007 at 7:03 pm

      If it took fifty cows to mildly damage one policeman,
      I don’t think it’s time yet to be worried about them.

      Perhaps, but let’s not forget he escaped (ironically) because his dog ran away and distracted them from their human meat-feast.

      When they start singing Cows with Guns, that’s the
      time to panic.

      I’ll be right behind you in the race to the hills.

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