Be afraid
Posted at 12:01:55
on Tue, October 30th 2007 by graham
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Warren Ellis worries about the dogs taking over. Me being a country boy, I worry about the cows. From the BBC (link):
A Sussex policeman has been discharged from hospital after an attack by about 50 cows left him with four broken ribs and a punctured lung.
I'll be eyeing the cows outside the back window with suspicion from here-on in.
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If it took fifty cows to mildly damage one policeman, I don't think it's time yet to be worried about them. When they start singing Cows with Guns, that's the time to panic.
# On October 30, 2007 at 18:57:30 by
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> If it took fifty cows to mildly damage one policeman, > I don't think it's time yet to be worried about them.
Perhaps, but let's not forget he escaped (ironically) because his dog ran away and distracted them from their human meat-feast.
> When they start singing Cows with Guns, that's the > time to panic.
I'll be right behind you in the race to the hills.
# On October 30, 2007 at 19:03:55 by Graham Binns Reply to this