BBC NEWS: Jackson’s face ‘appears on toast’

“One vendor said a slice with “not guilty” written on it popped up just before the verdicts.

‘I was shocked, so I saved it and waited, and then today at 4.30pm my time it came on the news, and there it was – Michael Jackson is found not guilty,’ they wrote.”

Note to self: Write a story in which the heroes communicate using a psychic toaster.