What do you mean ‘Urgghh'? I don't like spam!

Posted at 13:09:00 on Wed, May 18th 2005 by graham
in: from the inbox humour

My neck hurts, as do my intestines, stomach, thighs and, oddly, my elbows. I can account for neither the neck nor the elbows; everything else I know about.

Such are the results of apparent food poisoning.

Anyway, in slightly happier news, it seems that I'm flying to Nice on the 28th of May, or at least that's what the email that I received from British Airways tells me.

The truth of the situation is this: Somebody, who shall remain anonymous, has booked a flight for a Mr Graham Binns (and family) but has had booking confirmation emailed to my gmail address instead of Mr Graham Binns who is flying to Nice's address. I know that the booking is valid - I checked (I don't have the guys credit card number, alas, but never mind). Now all I need to do is make sure that the person who got this sent to me in the first place knows that they sent it to the wrong person, which might take some time.

Haven't done much over the weekend. Felt absolutely diabolical on Monday and didn't seem to be able to get the strength up to lift a pen or even a finger. I can't help but look forward to having this weekend to convalesce.

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Graham Binns is a writer, photographer, musician and software developer from Lancaster, England, with far too much hair, a penchant for odd t-shirts and a magnificent hat. He has been making things up for as long as he can remember and has been making code work for long enough to make a living from it.

He has written one novel, which is in the process of composting, and is working remembering how to write before embarking on a second. In the meantime, he photographs things, since it's easier not to have to make the world up in his head all of the time.

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